April 2012
After the KCAs
One Direction: OH YEAH AFTER-PARTIES YEAH
One Direction: what
One Direction: no alcoholic beverages at Nickelodeon after-parties
One Direction: fuck this
One Direction: we're out
Niall: Why the fuck is everyone screaming?
Zayn: If I get slimed someone will die.
Louis: I think my pants are going to castrate me.
Liam: These children are not dressed appropriately, they need to learn to respect themselves.
Harry: Heidi Klum is single, fuck yes. I like Will Smith's hat.
Paul: When I signed up to be the creepy voice I thought it meant we wouldn't have to sit through this torture....
I hope the boys know that not all American Award...
onedirectionluva:
they had to pick the worst one to come to first…
They are probably going to go back to their hotel and say ” never going to an American award show again.”
spicystyles:
every other teenager is probably getting drunk and partying on a saturday night and i feel like the biggest faggot in the world watching an awards show for 8 year olds.
One Direction: Americans are fucking crazy
One Direction is probably performing towards the...
Reblog if you want One Direction to get slimed so...
sarahaliward:
Plot twist: Paul is the creepy voice
The boys at the KCA's
Will Smith: Creepy voice omg
Kids in the crowd: AAAH OMFG CREEPY VOICE AAAH
One Direction: Why the fuck are we here right now
.....The stage is slippery....
onedirectaddiction:
wanderingroundwarblerland:
Dear God Harold don’t fall again.
What I want to say to the boys while watching the...
higga-nigga-4lyfe:
March 2012
Reblog this if you are watching the KCA's tonight...
niallers-date-to-nandos:
Lets see how many directioners can reblog this :D
they need to put chris cofler and louis tomlinson...
lovebitesforharry asked: Can I be Harry's Everything in your 1D family? :)
My Life
Eating food that reminds me of One Direction
Sleeping and dreaming about One Direction
Going to school and thinking about One Direction
Trying to do homework and being distracted by One Direction
Crying over One Direction
Laughing because of One Direction
Being sexually frustrated looking at One Direction
Watching videos of One Direction
Listening to songs by One Direction
Reblogging things on tumblr about One Direction
Tweeting One Direction
Breathing so I can stay alive to obsess more over One Direction
Rushers: One Direction get off of Nick
Directioners: One Direction get off of Nick
Simon Cowell: One Direction get off of Nick
One Direction: One Direction get off of Nick
Obama: One Direction get off of Nick
Everyone: One Direction get off of Nick
Aliens: One Direction get off of Nick
Nick: lol no
1Dmanagement: nononononono NO
after the KCA's
thoughts-of-mind:
new fans:
tumblr directioners…
Friend: Um, you're a little bit obsessed... Do you, like, always have to talk about One Direction?
Me: Um, you're a little bit stupid... Do you always have to breathe?
If One Direction ever surprised you at School:
dreamsof-1d:
c-a-r-r-0-t-s:
You casually in class:
The boys show up in your class room:
People that don’t know about them:
Your friends that know you that you like them:
While you’re like:
While on the inside:
They say:
“Hi we are here for [Y/N]”
You:
Then you leave school with them while the Directioners stare at you:
When you walk away:
Then You live...
